Sunday, October 19, 2014

Gwyneth

Gwyneth Paltrow is an idiot!  Let's break it down.

Paltrow gave a fundraiser on Thursday for Obama at her California mansion.  When introducing the president she gushed, "You are so handsome that I can't speak properly."

Ugh.  First of all, that is just tacky.  It is totally inappropriate to comment on someone's personal appearance like that.  Second, how much did she have to drink?  Her assessment is questionable in this instance, at best.  Third, when did good looks become a quality that aids in governing?

The fundraising event, for our fundraiser-in-chief cost between $1,000 - $32,000 and including the honor of being there and (for $15k) getting your picture with the president.

Gwyneth continued falling all over herself telling Obama that she appreciates his work for equal pay for women, "as a working mother."

Ok, she is NOT a working mother.  She is a Hollywood mother who works for a few weeks a year and gets paid millions of dollars for it.  Is Obama going to be sure that she gets $20 million for her next movie like Robert Downey Jr., or will she be stuck with a paltry few million less, like 5 or 10 or 18 million.

Poor baby.

Hey working mothers, what would you do for one million dollars?

Gwyneth has nannies, cooks, maids, personal trainers, stylists, make-up artists and wardrobe consultants.  She has no idea what it is like to be a working mother and she insults every single one of us by saying that she is one.

In closing, Gwyneth sagely advised her assembled guests, "It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass."

What?!? OMG, this woman's vote counts the exact same as mine.

So, there you have it, straight from the liberal horse's mouth.

Our president is good-looking, is committed to a cause that is not really real so, we should give him carte blanche to re-write the constitution, take away our liberties and our freedoms.

It doesn't matter that we have Ebola in the US for the first time ever under Obama's watch.  It doesn't matter that ISIS is cutting off heads of Christians faster than Gwyneth can slice pats of soy butter.

Nope, in Obama and Gwyneth land, all is well.


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