I was walking my dog this morning. It is really hard to walk a dog in a foot of snow! But, it is warming up a little bit and the top two to four inches of snow have melted.
Guess what was everywhere?
Yup, dog poo! Did people think that no one would ever find it because of the snow? What is that stuff made of anyway? How can it remain intact under a foot of snow?
Anyway, you know what it made me think of? Of course! Obama!
The way he has been sweeping stuff under the rug, that carpet looks like Mount Everest.
But, you know what?
When you pull that rug back, everyone of those scandals will be intact:
Fast and furious
IRS targeting of conservatives
NSA spying scandal
Just like dog poo.