It's official, I am too stupid to be a liberal

See?  They were right!  Conservative Christians are dumb.

I read and listen and can't figure out for the life of me how anyone can keep it all straight.  None of it makes any sense.  They contradict themselves, they lie outright.  We can pull up the clips and play them side by side.  Let me give you some examples.

Muslim is good, according to liberals, it is a religion of peace equal to Christianity.  But, then, why are conservative commentators personally attacked for calling Obama a Muslim? If it is fine, by their own account, why would they need to hide it?

See?

Ok, Christianity and all of its tenants are bad to liberals, really bad.  But, Obama pretends to be one, a Christian.  Why?  See how this isn't making any sense?

They say one thing and do another.  Or they say something and don't mean it.  Frankly, it doesn't make any sense and I just can't keep up.

Why do they say that Al Qaeda is on the run when it clearly isn't?

Why do they say that the IRS abused its power when targeting conservatives but won't do anything about it?  In fact, they are making a mockery of it by appointing an Obama supporter to "investigate" it.

Why do they sent troops to battle, but don't really want us to win?

Why do they say that they serve the country but don't support policies that are in the best interest of the country or its people?

Why do they say you can keep your doctor and health insurance plan when you can't?

Why do they set up a website with no security, ask everyone to use it and then fight with congress when congress asks for website security?

Why do they say that the economy is improving when it is not?

Why do they say that unemployment is going down when it isn't?

Why do they say that income inequality is a problem when it isn't?  Liberal policies are the problem.

Why do they say that unlimited handouts are good for people when they aren't?  You wouldn't give your child every single thing that he or she asks for.

Why do they call the deficit a good thing and people who oppose our uncontrollable debt "irresponsible?"

Why do they say that the government doesn't have any money, then spend money closing open air monuments to keep the American people out?

Why do they go on vacations that cost millions of dollars but close the White House to school children?

I could go on and on.  But, seriously, I am confused.  It is all a big jumble of nonsense, backwards world.

I don't understand it.

Do you?